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karen

A bitch who gets in everyone's business and starts dumb fights for no reason.
Person: *Reads book quietly*
Karen: HEY! (We are gonna call the person George) GEORGE!!
Person: What??
Karen: ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN THAT CHAIR UP ONCE YOU ARE DONE? BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING GEORGE GERMS TODAY.
George: Uh- This is a public place so stfu. :)
by cat gnome 32 December 29, 2020
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Karen

Person who has no social life, or life in fact. She goes out her way to completely subtract happiness and tranquility from society all for pleasure. Absolutely sickening
KAREN: My daughter is prohibited from using any social media. I never had it, she shouldn't be reliant on it.
KAREN'S FRIEND( A RETARD FOR BEING HER FRIEND): OH, YOU'RE SUCH A KAREN.

KAREN: I have no life, lemme go ruin someone's day.
by Sxcial.retard July 20, 2020
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Karen

by ~Mint choco chip~ November 7, 2019
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Karen Rod

Someone or something that attracts the attention of a Karen or group of Karens.
Dude, I was was shredding the other day and a Karen just lit into me. I felt like a Karen Rod with my board. Lame yo!
by MarcoManchego February 22, 2023
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Karen colonizing

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls
Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
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Karen

A Karen refers to a person, almost always a woman, who goes above and beyond to inconvenience others in pursuit of what she wants.

Karens are natively found in grocery stores- especially Walmart- thrift stores, and children’s soccer games. You can spot a Karen by their obtusely short and blonde haircuts, bad eyeliner, cheap runners, the Starbucks drinks they seem to pull out of thin air, and the burning need to speak to managers.

Karen’s also see the need to interject their opinions on every single living person in their radius, even if no one asks or fucking cares. They will also attack you based on any and all opinions and beliefs that don’t align with their self righteous mentality, and will go to the grave trying to destroy you or your business over bullshit that’s not any of their concern (not to be confused with a debater). They will also whine about anything and everything in their lives to garner pity from friends and family simply because their miserable with their life.

If someone calls you a Karen, you need to seriously re-evaluate what you’re doing in that moment, or even with your life because honey, that ain’t it. In short, back the fuck off and walk away. It’s for the best.
Example 1:

Karen: Wear your mask!

Person: I have a medical condition so I can’t.

Karen: Do I look like I give a fuck about your ‘medical condition’ when you’re endangering everyone around you!? And keep your crotch goblins away from me they’re probably crawling it’s disease.

Example 2:

Karen: Let me speak the manager.

Employee: I Sure thing ma’am, let me call-

Karen: Did you just call me ‘ma’am’? How dare you, I will get you fired for this.
by getmeoffthisplanet July 18, 2021
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Karen

A sexy ass female that will beat the shit out of you and take your man not only is she black but she’s latina So she’s a keshia 😉
Karen is a sexy ass bitch
by Big daddy nas November 21, 2021
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