Smash face

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025

sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015

Smash Legends

1.
A game that got ruined by it's developer
no ads, just bloodsucking and skill issue player

2.
A great game with hilarious smash-ko gameplay, if you like smash bros, you definitely like this game so much.

3.
Nerf Molly

Mão: wanna duel with my cat in smash legends?
PF: sure! i'm molly main
Mão: Hell nah you no life maidenless

by Macomao January 29, 2024

Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.

Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!

by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017

Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011