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sam parker

someone who is considered as the hottest man alive and people leach off of because he is so sexy every girl wants hime and his lucious brown curly locks of his
bro your so cool you might as well be a sam parker
by samsosexy June 8, 2025
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A Sam

Either letting a joke go completely over your head everytime or mention an insufficient random detail during a conversation
"Man he didn't turn out that great in the nba"
A Sam: "Nova Alum was a bucket"
by Coon36 July 7, 2022
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Sam

Sam has an absolute horse cock
Hey that’s Sam!, he has such a horse cock
by Samhasahorsecock May 11, 2022
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Sam

Sam is usually really mean and sly. But jokes aside he/ she can be really odd and have a unique personality. Thats not a compliment by the way. Sam is a uni-sex name, meaning any gender can have the name.
Omg you know Sam? He's extremely ugly jk i'm sorry if you see this and get offended.
by Sam Croft November 3, 2019
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sam mccombs

the love of my life, a man who is not afraid of the scariest parts of me and who loves me for who i am, not the facade i put on for the rest of the world. gorgeous and beautiful and stunning. cannot see in the dark. will take care of you no matter what. will give you his clothes and drive far at random times to make sure you’re okay. gives the best hugs. embodies the song sweet nothing by taylor swift. fun. kind. loves my family. always willing to help. my future husband. he proposed to me with a ring pop a few days ago. lives entirely too far away. overall get you a sam. 15/10 in every way.
sam mccombs is a cool dude
by loltswiftfan May 8, 2023
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Sam

You have just spilled a drink everywhere you did a Sam
by Samborfc January 25, 2020
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The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place
She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment
by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023
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