prom night surprise

A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.
The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!
by RTBSTRD November 03, 2013
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Friday night cocktail

When a girls sucks your dick while you're taking a shit then she pukes on your balls and you cum and she has to drink it
I could really use a Friday night cocktail
by HTHD April 24, 2017
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late night twinkler

When two friends disappear from a group event and no one know where they went and the assumption is made that they doing something sexual.
"Hey where did Paul and Suzie go?"
"I don't know, probably geting a late night twinkler"
by GetAfterIt October 28, 2015
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Late Night Molly

You know the thing where you bring a girl back to your house with the sexual intentions and turns out she has morals and doesn't give it up upon the first time of meeting someone.
Everything was going good, then ended up getting late night molly, the worst.
by rrmae August 01, 2011
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Homeschool wedding night

When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.
"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"
by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023
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One Night Bender

A night that combines the crazy commitment free sex of a one night stand with the drinking/drug spree of a bender. A night where all caution and morals are thrown to the wind.
"Hey Luke, did you hear what Angela did last night?"
"Naw man, what?"
"She seduced Erica's boyfriend, got wasted, had an all female threeway, and then walked home topless at 4 in the morning smoking a joint."
"That is the most epic one night bender story I've ever heard!!!!!"
by AandL January 29, 2014
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A Hard Day’s Night

It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

You know I work all day
To get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say
You're gonna give me everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok
When I'm home

Everything seems to be right
When I'm home

Feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright, oww

So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok

When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

Oh, it's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog

It’s been A Hard Day’s Night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright
by Zultroid December 16, 2020
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