Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.
For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.
by TehKingz August 7, 2010
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Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"
Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"
Lane: Joel, there's someone shooting you from behind!
Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*
Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!
Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*
Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!
by BioMenace December 14, 2008
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Get the 5-Star Fame mug.5 beers test - a universal standard to measure greatness by. Does it pass the 5 beers test ? eg, the 5 beers test for a song is that if you've had 5 beers, and that song comes on, you have to hit the dance floor. If you do it by reflex, then it's a pass.
5 beers test for a computer game: if you've had 5 beers and someone mentions a computergame, and your immediate, reflexive, unthinking response is "That game is awesome !", then that game passes the "5 beers test".
by denoument November 10, 2013
Get the 5 beers test mug.A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.
After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.
by swamp taco August 10, 2019
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by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021
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Yo Spink you do 5 and a half in the beaver your ass looks tight as fuck and I can smell that ruck Dick from across the room
by ThickWerm April 27, 2023
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