May 1

if you are born on may 1st your the kindest, smartest, sometimes a little dumb, person.

Look Addison was born on may 1st. she must me really kind!

by ♉️ November 21, 2020

chrissie-may

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020

may 9th

national facetime your crush day!

sally facetime your crush.
no.
its may 9th you have too

by potatotheif November 6, 2020

May 11th

Pat your moms head

Hey Mom May 11th is pat your moms head day and that’s today! Can I pat your head?
(*Pat*) a motion of tapping but with hole hand

by May Ellie Smith February 27, 2021

May 4th

National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them

ITS SIMPLE!!

You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄

by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021

May 5

National give your gf neck kisses day😍

Gf: Why did you kiss my neck?
Bf: Bc its may 5

by Drunkdazedjungwon May 4, 2021

may 3

the best person ever’s birthday

“hey dude what’s so special about may 3rd?”
“bro that’s the best person’s birthday”

by i.f.y.k.y.k. October 30, 2022