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Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"
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Looking at a flower

Yo, you tryna look at a flower?

Sorry, I was looking at a flower.
by YoYo5n9 March 5, 2024
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Make yourself look stupid day

On the 21st of January is the day where you post a picture on social media of you looking stupid.
"oh it's make yourself look stupid day, going to have to post something crazy!"
by Mich3al_4567 January 21, 2025
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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Laura-Looks

The act of an individual giving a self inflicted wedgie while wearing white underwear (briefs) to mimic a makeshift thong, after which said individual struts around crowing "LA-rah LOOKS!!!" in reference to the character from the television program "Family Matters"
Oh shit, he's doing Laura-Looks.

Brett ran into the room, his Hanes underwear jacked up into his butt crack, screaming "Laura-Looks" , excitedly announcing his provocative fashion choice.
by LauaraLooker April 1, 2022
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If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head

Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head
by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025
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Look at that bitch braids

Commonly used to refer to a girl with braids that look like a dried up wig that got electrocuted into an improper fraction, or in simple terms a girl who has fucked up braids
*points to a girl with shitty braids "Oooh, look at that bitch braids. "
by Mannymoons September 13, 2022
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