John Smith

John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).

Person one, “what’s your name”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”

by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021

John D'Auria

John D'Auria has one of the worst accounts on Twitter. He has a weird crush on Adam Cole and usually tweets about hiim daily. He also loves Pat McAfee and watches The Pat McAfee show every morning,

John D'Auria and Pat McAfee are relatable

by Randomlyly May 20, 2021

john chapman

Mega boss man. King of kings. God of all.

That guy is a real john Chapman

by God of fuck gods March 10, 2017

John Hamilton’ed

To get super drunk / binge drink. The opposite of getting Benjamin Franklin’ed

Oh, FUCK BUD! It’s time to get John Hamilton’ed tonight!

by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020

John Won

Someone who will dish it out but cannot take even one insult about himself.

John Won: Wait aren't you balding?
Person: Aren't you the one balding?
John Won: Why would you say that? You know I'm sensitive about my hair!

by Jonderson1 May 6, 2022

john jiro

a fucking jungle asian 👴🏿

man that john jiro guy’s name was made from his parent’s cough 👨🏿 🦲

by jungle asian mom May 28, 2019

John Wicking

When an action hero or person uses a mix of martial arts, tactical gunplay and CQB to quickly dispatch multiple targets in the shortest time possible using mostly head and torso shots. This of course is inspired by the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves in which the main protagonist uses such a combat style, as seen infamously in the club scene, museum scene and semi-auto shotgun scene.

"Man, he really John Wicked those people didn't he?" "I like pretending that I'm John Wicking mafia members, it feels great you know?" "I like it when he John Wicks people,"

by Kill_Urself November 25, 2021