January 29th

National fuck ya ex day

You: wait it’s January 29th let me text me ex

You: ex you know what today is

Ex: no ?

You: it’s national fuck your ex day

by 1Nk January 29, 2024

January 30th

National End Your Edging Streak Day

Oh good heavens! Tomorrow is January 30th, National End Your Edging Streak Day!

by ballsackoclock January 29, 2024

January 30

National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.

It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.

by GabbyGotLost January 30, 2024

January 30

National hang your English teacher day!
Your English teacher must be hung :3 you can get the entire class in on it!

Sorry Mrs Girard... it has to be done.. it's January 30th!

by HotStuffHighSchool January 30, 2024

Dry January

The female version of no nut november

Sorry I can’t come over tonight, it’s dry January.

by Dadavasa February 4, 2024

January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.

1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023

January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023