Home wrecker

The name you give to the woman that your ex started seeing after you separated and after you got caught sexting a married

Or
A term senior citizens use to falsely accuse younger hotter women of wanting what others have.

Melissa is a home wrecker because Carrie delusional.

Tammy is old , so she agrees.

by singleyeah! July 25, 2017

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Stay At Home Rapper

A self-proclaimed “artist” whose rap career begins and ends in their bedroom. Usually got a DistroKid account and think uploading a track to Spotify makes them a verified rapper. No studio sessions, no producer links, no visuals — just phone voice memo recordings and delusion. The name comes from how they never leave the house to actually build their craft. Basically SoundCloud energy with zero outside motion.

Devin: “Ayy, you remember Keon from school?”
Andre: “Yeah, why?”
Devin: “Bruh’s a whole stay at home rapper now — recording on his iPhone and got ‘booking info’ in his bio.”
Andre: “LMAO that dude was always wild.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025

Australian Home Run

A foul ball that goes over the backstop.

Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.

"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"

No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?

"Hahaha, good one"

by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021

Home Skittle

A name for a female friend that's a homie, but at the same time small, cute and sweet.

Kesha Cole looks like a real cool home skittle to have.

wassup home skittles

by Kaazar November 20, 2010

Home slice

When your g is also home homie. He also looks like a snack and you want a slice of that ass.

Hop into bed home slice

by Wet flannel October 4, 2020