God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.

I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.

by cootercat03 April 10, 2021

God and Gains

God and Gains is the act of any biracial children dumping their girlfriend of two years with the excuse of Temptation against God and lack of athletic dedication.

Guy 1: You see that lightskinned kid David over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, What about him?
Guy 1: He totally dumped his girlfriend over God and Gains

by Crack Dealer2255 May 14, 2018

Tiny Gods

An expression that can be used in the place of "OMG!" or "Oh my god!" Most commonly in reference to the stars in the night sky, perhaps as an astrological reference.

"Will you come out drinking and dancing with me?" Martha Whentley asked.

Miloh Mahr replied "Tiny Gods, yes! To great excess. What the hell else is there to do?"

by Tiny Gods August 27, 2014

slaying the gods

whenever you look good as hell and you know it

dang beyoncé was slaying the gods on stage last night

by yagurlz April 24, 2017

sump god

Someone who can survive almost anything.

Bro did you see what Steve did he finished gallon of whiskey and an eight ball of coke like it was nothing he’s the fucking Sump God

by David James August 22, 2018

god plz no

when chica from fnaf 1 Xbox stays at your door for an hour and the next time you check your power

power: 2%

you: god plz no no nooooo

you: plz bonnie save me from this dum and ugly chicken

god plz no something you say when something bad happens to you

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

Skittles God

A rainbow found in Pennsylvania, that will willingly suck you off, especially on Fridays.

Jeff: Damn boi he thicc
Chonk: who ya talkin bout dere bud?
Jeff: That damn thicc ass Skittles God is who dere bud.

by BoLynch007 September 1, 2020