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God's Douche

During heavy rain, one spreads their ass cheeks to the sky and douches themself with the rain; using God's tears to clean one's rectum.
I performed a God's douche in the rain storm the other night. It was super sick.
by cootercat03 April 10, 2021
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slaying the gods

dang beyoncé was slaying the gods on stage last night
by yagurlz April 24, 2017
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PKM GOD

ChucktaylorJ Has mastered the art of the PKM in Call Of Duty.
by MrFullSend March 7, 2022
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pipe god

Normally describes a person very good at laying the pipe also known as having sex with girls. A pipe god also normally has sex with a lot of women.
Did you hear about John and Dianna?
Yep John is a pipe god he gets with so many girls!
by YRN smoove August 21, 2016
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zest god

the zestiest of the zesties, terms used to describe homosexual people.
Person 1: "It's giving slayyy"
Person 2: "Aw hell naw you a zest god"
by tor_cs February 1, 2023
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God and Gains

God and Gains is the act of any biracial children dumping their girlfriend of two years with the excuse of Temptation against God and lack of athletic dedication.
Guy 1: You see that lightskinned kid David over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, What about him?
Guy 1: He totally dumped his girlfriend over God and Gains
by Crack Dealer2255 May 14, 2018
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The weave god

The ultimate god. better than zeus, better than hades. all gather round. praise the allmighty god.
its weave day! EVERYONE PRACTICE THE OLD WEAVEIST WAYS! WEAVE DAY! ALL HAIL THE ELDERS! START SNATCHIN DEM WEAVES NOW! PRAISE THE WEAVE GOD! WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
by frbt8ft797ny February 6, 2019
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