facebook storking

The act of stalking your facebook friends by persistently sending them random pictures of storks.

person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.

person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame

by Ceiling Cat NZ June 3, 2010

facebook virgin

getting your cherry popped for the first time on facebook and not knowing what the hell to do

You dont know how to use facebook? You must be a facebook virgin

by dksdoinit May 21, 2010

Facebook Snob

A person who insists they were using Facebook back when it was limited to college students, implying he/she was at some time more awesome than others currently using Facebook. This is usually followed by a vague comment reminising about the good ol' days.

Jane: "My great aunt Bertha tagged me in her Facebook pictures from paintball last Saturday."

Jill: "Ugh, EVERYBODY is on Facebook. I remember when Facebook was for college students only. Those were the days."

Jane: "Jill, you're such a Facebook Snob."

by xmilokittyx May 2, 2011

facebook group

1) excuse to get people to do things.
2) best way to get something done.
3) if ______ something, ______ will happen

1) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, john will admit he's gay.
2) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, my girlfriend will marry my ugly ass.
3) if obama says he will do something... nothing will happen

by lustyisgay December 16, 2009

Facebook hoes

Usually the same group of people constantly making creeper-like comments on an individual's wall/ pictures. Their objective is almost always obvious. In that they try to seduce/persuade the user to like them, when in fact the would never talk to them in person or vice-versa.

Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)

i.e. Facebook hoes

Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"

Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."

Brittnay:":D I loveee this"

Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"

by BLA-Q February 21, 2011

Facebook Whore

Someone who is a whore, but only on facebook. This can be excessive wall flirting, or being in multiple fake relationships on facebook.

-Dude, did you know that they're dating?

-No man, they're only dating on facebook. I think she's a facebook whore; this is her second fake relationship this month, and she has a real boyfriend.

by HypotheticalWhore October 28, 2009

facebook unofficial

A relationship that isn't quite facebook official, but in which both parties have removed the "Single" status from their profiles.

Jesse just took 'single' off his profile. I guess he and Amy are facebook unofficial now.

by Fredrickss December 6, 2009