Chicken-egg Problem

A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.

Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.

“The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
“Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”

by CSean7 January 18, 2018

Peanut butter egg

When you put your balls in the butt region with peanut butter on them

Damn fam you got some peanut butter egg

by Caboose1256 March 21, 2020

Chocolate Egg Cream

The purple drink at Starbucks

I wanted a sweet treat so I got that purple drink from Starbucks, the chocolate egg cream

by theoutro September 14, 2020

Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

where are my eggs

‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.

Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’

Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’

Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’

by Kipity August 25, 2018

Gives me eggs

Verb
-to make one sexually aroused, especially a male

“Dude, that smoke show Tammy totally gives me eggs. I’m so bricked up right now!”

by VeroStronzo April 7, 2021

beat your eggs

Another term for beat you ass but used in the morningg time when at breakfeast with the fam

Rachel if you are late to breakfeast one more time I will beat your eggs

by Addybrinnella February 9, 2018