“He played the devils joystick while he stared at pornhub on his laptop.”
“Take a ride on the devils joystick”
“Take a ride on the devils joystick”
by Devils joystick May 8, 2018
Get the The Devils Joystickmug. When a guys penis has an upwards curve to it and he precedes to lay at a 45 degree angle. He then takes a hot wheels car and lays it on his chest and proceeds to let it roll and jump off his penis.
by 1918182 September 12, 2023
Get the Dare-Devilmug. When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise
by MutedDevil June 13, 2021
Get the Muted Devilmug. The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
Get the Devils gate keepermug. cumming into your girlfriend while doing it in doggy style and yanking her tits and screaming the rank of sex.
by dante'sSSS October 24, 2019
Get the pull the devil triggermug. a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."
Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"
by bookuser11 December 19, 2023
Get the reading comprehension devilmug. A team of swatters, OSINT engineers, social engineers, banners , ect. The team formed in 2016 and is still active with only one og member left which is Russian Bladez/Bladez
by criminalofliez August 8, 2023
Get the Devil Secmug.