depression seasons

At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.

me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last

by little gay kid March 06, 2022

major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.

Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!

by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011

depressioned

this is a cry for help… i am gonna kill myself and I’m trying to leave people out there to know, I don’t deserve these thoughts, I’m only 10, my parents make it worse and my therapist ruined more.

depressioned I am crying rn…

by Softiena November 19, 2022

depressioned

depressed? no. depressioned.

person 1: this made me so depressed man
person 2: you mean depressioned?
person 1: no wtf-

by ranbooliveish October 16, 2023

Depression Hibernation

when somebody goes radio silent for an extent period of time to reflect on their depression

Dude 1: hey what happened to him?
Dude 2: he lost his closest friend so now he's in Depression Hibernation

by ClicheName December 10, 2023

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 23, 2020