depression laundry

the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it

I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.

by Jumó.Sam July 21, 2021

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Semi-depressed

Being depressed without being diagnosed.
A lot of young kids say they are depressed but this is a better term for them to use.

bsf: Are you okay??
other girl: No..
bsf: You’ve been like this for a while, what’s up?
other girl: I’m Semi-depressed..

by TheLadyOfFlatness May 16, 2020

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depression

when you are in high school and your name is Harrison Crowther

Harrison Crowther is depressed because of the school's existence
definition: depression is a mood disorder that causes a persistent feeling of sadness and loss of interest.

by how to yeet cheese at 3am May 12, 2022

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A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a good book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.

Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*

by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022

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