Oprah Calls That Empowerment

When someone does something, like an physical or verbal exchange to get back at the person that is pissing them off.

Person: Today, I finally told this bitch to shove it up her ass after she's been harassing me in front of my friends for weeks.

Friend Response: Oprah Calls That Empowerment

by Paula California July 5, 2014

So called girlfriend

His Definition: 'one foot in, one foot out kind of thing.'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'

Her example: "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."

by misssuzieq4280 December 2, 2021

redneck booty call

When your drunk redneck friend calls between the hours of 12a.m.-4a.m. to go play in the mud, with four wheel drive vehicles, somewhere that is most likely illegal to be at.

Billy Bob buried his truck in the lake when he took Betty Sue on a redneck booty call.

by JM_Texas November 4, 2015

The Call of Duty Cycle

A cycle used to describe how the Call of Duty community works, how they spend their money, and how they reminisce of the old games they played that they once called the worst game in history.
Step 1: Person buys the newest Call of Duty game for $60
Step 2: Person plays the game for 6 months MAXIMUM
Step 3: Person starts to say how much a piece of shit the game they bought was
Step 4: Person complains on community forums
Step 5: Person reminisces about the last Call of Duty game they bought, the ones before it, and states how good they were.
Step 6: Person waits for the next game, in large hopes that the newest game in the franchise will be better than the last.
Step 7: Repeat.

Person: Dude. For the past years, I realized how much of a crappy title Call of Duty is. I spend around $120 a year plus DLC, rage about how unfinished the game is, and always say how the old games were better. No more of this nonsense! I'm going to get myself a girlfriend, have passionate sex with her, and get my life back on track!

Nosrep: Holy Crap. I think you're the first person I've ever seen exit The Call of Duty Cycle.

by X3n0 April 26, 2013

Last Call Bowl

A bowl pack of marijuana that is to be smoked before ending the smoke session. This is prominently the case before going to bed or ending the night.

"Hey guys, it's getting late, I'm gonna pack a last call bowl, anyone want in?"

by Someone_Who_Smokes_Weed December 29, 2012

cop calling faggot

It's a boy, named Dakota, who's ugly and who called the police of two of his friends.

Dakota aka cop calling faggot.

by Cunt_slayer420 March 19, 2020

call black

To call dibs on your seat while you go take a dump or get some grub so that no thieving ass steals your seat. Has to be accompanied by touching something black and calling a buddy's attention to that fact.

"Hey man, don't forget to call black."

by Brewer C. May 4, 2006