National Kiss Your brother day is when you can legally kiss your brother. So kiss him. Make is good ladies you know you want to.
by willard478 October 29, 2019

Saying this will completely destroy someone's life and make any insult they say to you invalid. It is a bigger and more powerful version of your mom gay lol.
by Natsuki_uwu May 10, 2018

by Minah200 August 14, 2023

"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.
Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)
by magnum_opu5 September 24, 2018

You: bro my annoying little brother is trying to get into your discord
Your friend: broo thats fucked up
Your friend: broo thats fucked up
by Kemist stonks March 7, 2021

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
by the putman August 22, 2009

On December 13 you get to hit your brother for free without getting in trouble or getting beat tf up.
You: Hi Brother
Brother: Hi
You: (Hit your brother)
You: before you hit me it’s national hit your brother day.
Brother: ok
(On National Hit Your Brother Day. 🤠you get to hit your brother as much as you want without getting yo shit rocked. 😈)
Brother: Hi
You: (Hit your brother)
You: before you hit me it’s national hit your brother day.
Brother: ok
(On National Hit Your Brother Day. 🤠you get to hit your brother as much as you want without getting yo shit rocked. 😈)
by PlayBoi?? December 10, 2021
