Brandon

He is a weirdo at all times and he is obese af!!!! every person addresses him as the ugly brandon he is always ejaculating and disrespecting people and cant fight he got beat up by a fat person and hes changing schools for special people like him!!!

Girl: Brandon just posted on his story
bop: oh u mean ugly brandon😂😂

by Popthatdoor June 9, 2024

Bbl Brandon

The sexiest Rubinstein that has ever been created. To the point of blinding girls with prettiness. He always need one minute of himself to make sure he pulls baddies

bbl brandon is such a baddie

by Bblbrandon of June 22, 2024

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

Brandon and juliana

The couple that should’ve made it but problems occurred, they come back tg three times a year and Brandon can just never let her go and wishes juliana would just stay with him but it’s not possible sadly

Brandon and juliana were perfect… what happened? Juliana wanted something else

by Cuddlybroguy July 5, 2024

ike aka brandon

black ass kid with no play and is ass at fivem

ay ike aka brandon sucks mums life

by aymjee July 11, 2024

Dark Brandon

Kamala Harris

Hawk Tuah Harris in meme form is sometimes known as Dark Brandon.

by Basstovsky July 31, 2024

Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce

dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi

by Hairy Curly Pubes August 1, 2024