April 30th

International paint your nails for Karl Jacobs day. This day is to paint your nail in *ANY* colour (preferably black and white/blue and green). It doesn't matter who you are ✨just do it luv✨

Paint your nails, it is April 30th!

by unamiii April 30, 2021

Flag

Get the April 30th mug.

April 3rd

April 3rd is a nasty niggas birthday hope you weren't born on this day or your big fat

Me: Yo its your birthday Bro its April 3rd

Bro: I know

Me: Now get the fuck outta her witcho nasty ass April 3rd is a nasty day nigga

by Hoe hassler October 17, 2019

Flag

Get the April 3rd mug.

April 29

If you are born on this day you are ugly as fuck.

You ugly because you were born on April 29.

by Juicyjonathn February 23, 2021

Flag

Get the April 29 mug.

April 13

If your name is Alexis and you were born today girl let me just tell you YOUR MEAN

Friend: when’s your birthday?
Alexis: April 13th
Friend: YOUR MEAN

by Oh yes I did October 17, 2019

Flag

Get the April 13 mug.

April 21

National alcohol and physics day. The ultimate way to celebrate April 21 is to drink alcohol in physics class🤪🥳🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

«Oh, your birthday is April 21? Lets get drunk in physics class today!»

by UndercoverAgent736 October 17, 2019

Flag

Get the April 21 mug.

April 3

This is the day the finest, sexiest, and most perfect girl with the most perfect body is born. They also have a nice booty. But their personality is weird asf.

WOW LOOK AT THIS GIRL! She was probably born on April 3rd

by SimpinAndPimpin January 10, 2022

Flag