What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.

I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"

by spah gaming November 14, 2020

What the chuck!

just an auto correct for what the fuck!

what the chuck! damn this autocorrect ! i meant WTF!

by @master January 3, 2017

what are those

a stupid vine.

heard of that new vine dude?
the 'what are those' vine? yeah, i dont like it.
*both kill themselves*

by cringe alert November 13, 2018

what the chick

a common saying. can be used at any time really

*opens unsolicited peepee pic* WHAT THE CHICK

by what the chick it's your mom February 14, 2022

Fuck What

A term referring to ambiguous miscellaneous things like "etc." and "what not" but particularly stupid shit and with derogatory intent.

They are probably circlejerking and fuck what

He's been off doing fuck what for the last few days.

by Warble808 April 5, 2023

Whats Going on

What is Going on
what
what?

1: Whats Going on
2: i have no fuckin idea matey
1: what
2:what

by khlkjhlkjhlkjhlkjhghde June 12, 2021

What the heckpoint

A check point that occurs in a bad place in a video game, forcing you to start over and over in the bad place, not being able to redo what caused you to be in this bad situation.

Guy 1: Oh man, I just wasted all my ammo, and barely survived with 6hp and then comes a checkpoint?!

Guy 2: What the heckpoint!

by Funkmaster Daddy-O February 7, 2010