Why not what?

the philosophical question of an era, pondered first by erin mae.

Smells like hotdogs and misery.
What?
Why not what?

silky silky
What?
Whatd you say
what?
why not what?

by Gods God February 23, 2008

What's on the banana

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock

Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright

by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

Wait what?

Typical expression used when you are surprised by something but you werent paying attention to the person who is telling you it.
Used also as “you cant be serious”

Marcel: I went to the shop, then I went to schiol, then I had lunch, then I banged your sister, then I...
You: Wait what?

Or

Nurse: you have been in a coma for six years
You: Oh I m looking forward to see my relatives
Nurse: They all died in a carcrash
You: There are so many things I want to d... Wait what?

by Ebreonazista May 23, 2018

what's Aleppo

Rule #1 of the Libertarian Fight Club: you don't ask what's Aleppo.

Ryan got his head smashed in for asking what's Aleppo. Since then he became a degrowther.

by Gjord August 17, 2022

what the mess

“what the mess” a term used mostly by the man himself gavin nelson !! he uses it because he cant say WHAT THE FUCK and needs a solution to the pain without cursing...

what the mess is wrong with you?

by bigmassiveboi72 August 29, 2019

What Slaps?

Another way of saying "What's up?" or "How's it going?"

Me: Ey bro, what slaps?
Friend: Nothing much, you?

by YubNub August 25, 2012

What the Freud

usually ended with "?"; an euphemism for "wtf?" ("What the fuck?") for situations when it is uncomfortable to say "fuck"

- What the Freud are you doing, man!?

by CheerfulChe March 5, 2011