wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021

Willy

A silly, kind, charismatic, gentleman who has a heavenly appearance. Willy is outstanding and known for having numerous diseases, most of which are unknown and untreatable. Despite his rabies, he's quite the lovable guy. They have MANY friends and followers. They are usually associated with Blueycapsules William Afton due to him always playing as him in bcrp on roblox.

Woah is that willy?! They're so cool omg...

Willy wont be fed for a week.

by Willy_the_great March 23, 2022

Long Dong Willie

A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.

There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.

Barry Willis

Alias used are...

The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'

by WTBHeals December 2, 2011

Willy

1. A term used for small dick men
2. Someone with the name "William." most likely a total simp, and or creep

Person 1: Who is that 40 year old man on the sidewalk
Person 2: Will with his small willy

by Plxmyaa February 12, 2022

Itty bitty willy committee

Males who have small dicks

"Belle you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"

by Rts2369 March 6, 2019

Mega Willy

the outcome when 3 very good male friends decide they need to take their relationship to another level. Taking place usually in a third party bedroom (e.g. Four star hotel or higher) the 3 musketeers will all slowly remove their clothes, take a deep breath then proceed to plat their members into the now famous 'mega willy' as the penises entwin the 3 friends can reflect on what a marvellous time they have had up to know and think of the excitement still to come.

Ah it was amazing, we did mega willy last night we're even closer now

by Dr. Platcock MD November 23, 2016

Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”

I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 8, 2023