Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.

I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate

by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018

Bacon

Labia minora. The inner lips on a vagina. Some women have long labia that remind you of bacon. Bacon can be of many shapes and sizes.They are edible, juicy and scrumptious just like bacon.

Man that woman has the perfect bacon. They hang down about two inches. I love to chew on them. I love to stretch them. I love to put my tongue between. I love when they get slick and juicy!
I sure love my bacon

by RTNTN July 4, 2017

bacon

mad. just mad.

*mad walks by*
"we it smells like bacon"

by jdjsksoawknebds February 9, 2022

crisp p. bacon

the name of my pig

alright crisp p. bacon, back to the slaughter house you go

by kitkat132 May 10, 2021

Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

Bacon wrapped bacon

The best with the best

I love bacon wrapped bacon

by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021

swing the bacon

another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action

here lawd did ye here that about that Holly one? she sure likes to swing the bacon

by cantbelievethissh*t February 4, 2012