hazel the dog

The fat tubby peice of lard that rolls around the house with one purpose... To LOVE!
Mans best friend and yours she's the dog with a deep voice and a smile on her face. She is Hazel.

You know that warm cuddly feeling in all of us...

Thats hazel the dog

by Hazle the Dog November 23, 2016

Gnaw Dog

One who will gnaw on any piece of given food to see if it satisfies their craving. If so, they will leave food where they found it in order to mark their territory. This way no one will ever attempt to eat whatever food was gnawed on. They will ultimately go back to finish it when the time is right.

During the party a Gnaw Dog nibbled on a single rib to ensure no one else would eat it until the time was right.

by Confucios Webster August 17, 2020

droopy dog

a sad dog who is also the most romantic and sweethearted

jellybean needs a droopy dog

by droopy dog June 7, 2020

Dog-elating

The act of getting it on or appearing overly horny for the situation.

After the wide receiver scored a touchdown, his end zone dance was just him dog-elating over the ball!

by BigAl27 January 25, 2019

dog toe

cigarette.

Hey man, lemme hold one o' them dog toes.

by fuckstain September 15, 2003

Dog drunk

Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.

Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.

by Laskan Tony October 6, 2022

slipper dog

A dog that is so small it looks like a nice and cosy, fluffy slipper.

"Wooh watch out man! That's not your slipper, that's my dog!"

"Sorry man, not my fault you've got a slipper dog"

by lozzdawwg October 31, 2018