Baconizing

Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.

bonus points if you’re baked (high)

1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”

2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”

by dylan_poggers July 17, 2024

Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits

by Belta-Boy July 19, 2024

Bacon

Someone who is a great friend and kick ass wingman.. best dude at MHS. Good at bowling and tennis, and loves trying new things. Talks to all the birds but sadly finds himself in the friend zone... Usually because he's put himself there, trying not to get tied down. If he's quiet just, just ask him what's up.

Person 1: Man who's that guy over there?
Person 2: That's Bacon... everyone knows him!

by Lapiz996 February 13, 2023

Bacon Slider

A fella who fucks fat bitches

That dude is definitely a bacon slider, he brings home a fat bitch like every night.

by ScootsFiend April 24, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Bacon

A gay black nigga from st. louis

ay cuh, yu see dat? it's some bacon

by 24wrld May 2, 2025

Bacon

you get with younger people.

like a pedophile

jess halliwell is a bacon

by Gdk beetlethug June 2, 2025