by Stephen in Ohio December 31, 2019

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.
Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?
by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021

by Kitolada May 31, 2021

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.
I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!
by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021

a postcard
by journalismo May 5, 2018

The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!
Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.
Guy: Thats what she said.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?
Guy: No I'm text deaf.
Guy: Thats what she said.
Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?
Guy: No I'm text deaf.
by Hyundaisalesman July 8, 2010

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person
In person: “This is such a marvelous party”
In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”
Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!
In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”
Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!
by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019
