Luke Shaw

the best left back to play football
"whos the best defender in manchester"

"obviously luke shaw"
by borglove November 26, 2022
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Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls
Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...
by sheahoee July 02, 2014
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Luke X Charlie

Let me explain the characters and the relationship.

Luke: is a short muscular man that is retarded and rich.

Charlie: is a tall woman that likes waffles.
Sometimes she thinks that Luke dick is a waffle so sometimes she accidentally bites a little bit.
Luke: are you ready

Charlie: absolutely daddy

(Luke X Charlie)
by FNF faceless SpongeBob March 22, 2023
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Luke Moran

A big fat ugly bully who thinks he runs spenny cause his dad is rich, this man thinks he is better than everyone but really just bites kids toe nails, his dad will put his jumbo John sausage up your bum if you go in his house, he also loves kids bum, if you see a Luke Moran run
There’s a Luke Moran you best run
by Big dirty paki June 21, 2020
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Luke Anderson

A person who is typically seen as a really good friend because they are really funny, fun to be around, and you can always count on them.
I heard Luke Anderson is the coolest guy you'll ever meet.
by p_diddy148 June 19, 2024
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Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
by Omnipotens Deus January 09, 2024
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