September 1

Fuck anyone without it being weird day

Homie 1: yo bro its september 1
Homie 2: fym
Homie 1: we can fuck without being judged
Homie 2: cmere 🥵🥵🥵

by siktireli November 12, 2024

September

No simp september. You cannot simp over anyone during september. Boys and girls.

Dude she is so cute
What are you saying?! Its no simp september dude

by tova_pmis October 7, 2020

September 22nd

Kids someone with the letter J in their name

J: hey why did you kiss me

You: because it's September 22nd!

by The_boi_by_you HAHA September 19, 2022

September 3

National kiss your crush day

Me: do you know what today is

Crush: what?
Me: September 3

by Why u wanna know September 1, 2021

September 28

Tall, pretty people are born on this day 💝

👤:today's september 28, which means it's *******, ******, and ***** birthday today?
👤:then tall and fine people must be born on this day cs danggg-

by HeyyyyItsMe September 29, 2023

September 17

Kiss someone who’s name start with N or A

*kisses someone

-why did you kiss me?
- cause it’s September 17

by Your_gwurrl September 4, 2022

September 3

Ms.A let maskup.luhman hit them checks

Omggg ms.A finally let him hit on September 3

by Maskup September 1, 2021