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the scenes

it is how you know you're about to dream. the scenes is a different dimension before dreams where you accept everything in the reality without question. you could be riding a bike with tinfoil wheels or passing by a house which is made of water. you see a stick on the ground and you just know it's called dad.
I was having the scenes! let me go back to sleep
by blue freddie May 8, 2021
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Scene

99% is a freshman or a 12 year old girl who has many piercings, who cutts their wrist, and uses annoying internet talk.

Depressed and mopey most of the time, they open make their names on Facebook things like "Crystal" and "Amethyst" or some weird mysterious shit.
Also known as a "Skittle-Head" because Scenes usually dye their hair neon yellow, hot pink, teal, green, neon purple or anything else "SUPER QUIRKY!"
Exhibit A: LOOK AT MAH KAWAII NEW EARRING!!1!1 XDDD MEOW!!
Exhibit B: Jacob just broke up with me. My life is ruined. I'm so depressed.
Most Scenes use Facebook as an alternative for complaining about their life.
When a Scene posts something like "So sad, terrible day." online, they wait for their prey to comment saying "Oh! What's wrong honey?" just so they can ignore them, thus succeeding what we call, "attention whoring."
Ashley dyed her hair again, now she's a platinum green-blue-orange-hombre. What a scene girl!
by Al Real June 19, 2015
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scene

First of all I would like to just point out that there IS a difference between scene and emo. All of the definitions make fun of scene people and are completely irrelevant opinions of judgmental assholes. So what if scene girls have choppy hair that covers up their face. IT IS HAIR. It does not matter. So what if they have face piercings, tattoos, or gauges. If that is how they want to look then let them. It is THEIR appearance and it doesn't matter what you think about it. Yes, typically boys might wear skinny jeans. IT IS PANTS. Why do you care what kind of pants they wear? Maybe they take a lot of selfies. So do a lot of other people in the world, including people who aren't scene. Maybe they take those selfies using a bathroom mirror. So does every fucking body else in the world. All scene kids aren't bitchy and self-centered. Yes. There are people who pretend to be scene and act like complete bitches who don't give a fuck about anything. People who talk like 'thugs' because they think they sound cool. Those people are called posers. And you have every right to bash out on them but not scene people. All I'm saying is so the fuck what if people dress a certain way, listen to a certain type of music, ect. ITS WHAT THEY WANT. SO. THE. FUCK. WHAT.
Fake ass scene people: Omfgg my hair looked totally sex when i went to da mall earlier homie. I prolly looked so cute becuz dis boi was starin me down

REAL scene people:normal people who dress differently and listen to different music than most other people but are human beings no different from you and me
by rainbowkitty April 14, 2014
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Scene Kids

Colorful hair, colorful outfits. They usually have a fascination with Pokemon or exaggerated bangs. They think it's adorable to put their fists over their smiles and say cute things like, "Oh hai." Basically, Sydney Rain is the absolute definition of a scene kid.
Listen to Nevershoutnever to get into Scene Kids natural state of mind.
by just some kiddo September 23, 2012
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scene

Something that I noticed the most is that a scene dude will gladly make out with another pathetic scene dude so that said scene dudes can get into scene chick's pants.
Then, scene girl then proceeds to photograph the ULTRA SEXXXy event and post it all over myspace.com, or make Livejournal icons out of the pictures (which were of course taken at a *bleep*ing 50 degree angle).
&&. Boyz Kissing = SEXX <33333<3<3
by That chick named Candice July 18, 2008
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Scene

In public, you already know how to identify these kids. Unfortunately, online, there are two extreme.

1. Look for the person that seem to be using words that are meant to sound poetic and appear as though they've just freshly been looked up on thesaurus.com.

2. If not that, look for sentences and phrases that are mind-numbingling and purposefully incorrect in grammar. This can often distinguish males from females. When in doubt, look for a lot of 'X'es between their words. This is a very distinguishing factor.

If using a site that displays pictures, expect an angled photograph, likely with hair falling over at least some portion of their face.
Non-scene kid writing a simple profile for himself:

"Hi, my name is Brad an I'm 20 years old. My hobbies are biking, running, and traveling. I also enjoy music on occasion."

Poetically-accurate scene kid writing a profile for himself:

"Hey, my name is Chris and I am forever the unbearing image of a hopeless and deprived generation. The archaic means with which I conduct my activities are meant to express my undying dismay for a system which attempts to destroy my very being; a system in which I refuse to participate. Body modification and music solely encompass my crowded itinerary; if my hand isn't expressing itself on the frets of my acoustic guitar, it's expressing itself through my next tattoo design on paper. I won't even list the artists I listen to...you never would have heard of them."

Ridiculously Simple Scene Kid writing a profile:

"hi, im chelsea and im 19 yo. i enjoy things like idk, music nad drwing adn art dna fashn ndadandandan stuff like that. my boyfriend conor is the love of my life so evry1 else BACK OFF!!! <3 <3 <3 u can see me at shows and at schol evry once in a while as lng as im not skipping! xhardxcorex <3 i listen to a lot of music, but nothing u wuld no, nad uh yah add me adn we cn chat! <3"
by WorldAssault May 24, 2009
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