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Playing the Purple Xylophone

A slang term referring to using cocaine (specifically, snorting cocaine).
"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
by anonymous March 29, 2022
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See Emily Play

Emily tries but misunderstands, ah ooh
She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play
Soon after dark Emily cries, ah ooh
Gazing through trees in sorrow hardly a sound till tomorrow
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play
Put on a gown that touches the ground, ah ooh
Float on a river forever and ever, Emily (Emily)
There is no other day
Let's try it another way
You'll lose your mind and play
Free games for May
See Emily play
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021
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Play Dough Cookie

Yellow, blue, and pink cookie, soft and chewy. Sold at Giant Eagle stores for $2.99, you luckily get 6 cookies with your small investment. Delicious cookie, colors vary, BEST IF EATEN IN THE FIRST 3 DAYS OF PURCHASE.
by Penelope Komo May 18, 2011
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playing the gay card

Entertainers in the public eye, who increasly advertise their particular sexual orientation in public, the more popular they become, are "Playing the gay card."
John Barrymore, who formally was not widely known as a homosexual now uses many opportunities to advertise the fact. He is often "playing the gay card."
Such people and there are many, must have previously believed that their sexual orientation may have been a hinderance in their careers. In reality, it hardly makes any difference to the general public who aren't that bothered. But continual reference to it gets boring.
by Doghouse Riley January 12, 2009
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Public Grundle Play

Public Grundle Play* (more commonly known as PGP) is the act of manual stimulation of the taint of another while in plain sight of other human beings.

*also noteable is its close relative, Underwater Public Grundle Play, which adds a body of water and an uptight elderly Canadian couple into the mix
The crowd watched in horror (and mild interest) as Nick and Vicky engaged in yet another round of Public Grundle Play.
by Cleats January 21, 2008
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Playing the V-Chord

Playing any chord upon any stringed instrument and simultaneously shoving said instrument into a vagina.
Josh: Last night I was playing my guitar to Haley, and She Told me to start Playing the V-Chord.
Aaron: Damn! Good Job!
by Magic man 123 March 27, 2010
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