Pussy feelings

When a guy gets mad and in his feelings because a girl don’t have sex with him.

Eg. He’s just being petty because I didn’t have sex with him, he’s carrying pussy feelings.

by Gossssip girl November 7, 2019

sport pussy

The unfortunate odor of the female sex organ caused by 'sport' or other significant physical exertion. This dreaded condition afflicts all women, at least on occasion, but is easily remedied with a shower.

Colloquial version: "sporty P."

Holy fuck--it smells like sport pussy in here!

I just finished biking a million fucking miles, and now I have the WORST sporty P.

by 511Siren September 19, 2014

Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013

Pussy plunder

When the sex is the most amazing ever, and you know there will never be any comparison. Then you get dumped, leaving your heart broken and your pussy plundered.

My heart is broken into pieces, I also suffer from pussy plunder.

by Please Dont stop June 17, 2016

Pussy Oppression

The state of being the fattest virgin to ever be alive due to lack of affection or any attention of any woman. Due to so many rejection from women that you've become a woman hater and start to oppress pussy. Common traits of those who commit pussy oppression are misogynistic behavior, pedophilia, or the sad consequences of being a "nice guy". First red flag to becoming a pussy oppressor is being an incel.

Incel:*cries after rejected for the 20th* "I HATE WOMEN, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME"

Woman: "Hi you're cute."
Incel: "WOW I BET YOU SAY THAT TO A LOT OF GUYS! YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE WOMEN I BET YOU'RE A HOE. YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE STRUGGLES OF A MAN."
Woman: "This is pussy oppression!"

by Benefishit April 12, 2021

Pussy to the Wind

It's like the phrase "Man up" except not sexist

"Come on, don't be scared, ask him out! Pussy to the wind!"

by soraggedyann June 5, 2018

pussy brother

A close friend or relative that has had sexual intercourse ( oral counts as well as penetration) with the same woman as you did.

When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother

You: Hey man guess what ?

Friend: what man?

You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers

You: hell yeah! Pussy brother

you: right on

Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…

I Fucked your wife last weekend

You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.

You: right on brother

by Pussy brother December 14, 2021