One of the darkest days in human history, according to Democrats - some would argue that it rivals the Holocaust in its gravity. Democracy, as we know it, was nearly brought to its knees by the violent unarmed "insurrectionists." Each year, the anniversary demands a moment of silence and you must suspend all essential activities in remembrance of the preservation of democracy , lest you risk offending the Democrats.
Mike (Republican): hey, so sorry for your mom's passing. I heard your mom's funeral is next week. When is it? I will leave that day open so I can attend it
Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....
Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!
Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.
*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*
Jim (Democrat): well... It's not decided yet. The thing is .. the only available date was on Jan 6.....
Bart (another Democrat): Jan 6?!?! I know it's your mom but... I dunno man, you can't be doing that... It's January 6!!!
Mike: what's wrong with Jan 6? It's just another Wednesday.
*Later that evening, Mike is arrested for treason*
by ThePunisher312 January 27, 2025
*is January 6th*
Once a year we throw a part here in town
Once a year we turn all Paris upside down
Every man’s a king and every king’s a clown
One again it’s topsy turvy day
Once a year we throw a part here in town
Once a year we turn all Paris upside down
Every man’s a king and every king’s a clown
One again it’s topsy turvy day
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