An audition to get fucked.
Bob: How'd your date with Amanda go?
Bill: Well, I didn't get into her pants yet but I did get a callback! We're meeting again tomorrow night.
Bill: Well, I didn't get into her pants yet but I did get a callback! We're meeting again tomorrow night.
by kgm/s September 12, 2021

If I pay for this "DATE" you know what that means?
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Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.
Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".
by skiutah January 6, 2011
