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nathan battistella

the prettiest boy. very funny and knows how to treat a girl right. doesn't love school but goes because of his friends. you could get lost in his eyes for hours and his smile could convince u to do anything.
person 1: hey do u know that super attractive funny person who goes to our school?

person 2: oh you mean nathan battistella ?

person 1: yeah him
by jxllybeanslol December 10, 2021
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Nathan

The best homework plug you'll ever get. I one hundred percent think you should get a Nathan to "help" you with your homework, smart guy with the funniest laugh ever and he's above average jokes.
Nathan is that kid you always find everybody copying off of and getting the answers wrong because you can't read his handwriting.
by bigdicknathan November 1, 2022
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nathan

nathans tend to be simps fo girls named julia
Nathan: I think I'm simping for Julia
Nathans friends: dude bro that's weird.
Nathan: She's very beautiful to me.
by juliayaccarino October 19, 2020
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Nathan

Nathan is the most annoying fucking gay idiot that everyone hates and who says the most boring not funny jokes and he is a gay furry who just wants to suck dick and be annoying
Nathan is so fucking annoying
by dnkroclpf¨ February 11, 2022
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Nathan

He's nice, but damn he got a pickle chin sometimes.
Nathan was leaning in for a kiss with his sister with piping red cheeks when she exclaimed "Bruh thats a pre big pickle chin big bro."
by jxne._b November 19, 2019
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nathan

guys named Nathan always have huge cocks
Nathan’s dick game last night was a 10/10 i would definitely recommend Nathan to a friend
by Natewitdaflu November 21, 2021
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the Nathan project

a jungle of pubes infested with lice, bacteria, crabs and other disgusting substances.
"hey jack when did you last shave your pubes" "this morning, I didn't want it turning into the Nathan project down there.
by sod loves jod April 30, 2023
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