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davis moms

The scariest moms you'll ever meet. They usually have the "May I speak to the manager" haircut These moms usually reside in the Farmington/Layton/Woods cross UTAH area. They are extremely judgy people and they think they are the shit because they go to church every Sunday but are totally okay with their kids marrying at the age of 17.
Person 1: "Wow that lady is a bitch."
Person 2: "Don't pay her any attention she's just one of those Davis moms."
by Yoyotototo August 22, 2017
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Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.
Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.
by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019
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Your mom

A maternal insult (also referred to as a "yo mama" joke) is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.
"Your Mom is so fat when she got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone number." Alec joked.
by TheRealQuenCrew March 7, 2019
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Mom Parker

Andi D.
Did you see how she pulled in and parked?!?! Bro she TOTALLY parks like a mom!
You're a mom parker.
by Larry Josh December 13, 2018
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Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts
"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"
by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018
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ur mom

I would take ur mom out anyday
by dsfdsfdsfdsf December 31, 2018
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sugar mom

Its n old woman who have a much younger boy as lover.
She also has to be rich and spend everything for her younger lover.
The younger lover is only interested in her money.
by ach midt January 16, 2019
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