Mexican chipmunk

When after eating mexican food, one places their anus over someones mouth and farts hard. When properly executed the recievers cheeks will puff out like a chipmunk. blumpkin cleveland steamer

After we got back from taco bell Hunter passed out so Manny gave him the hugest mexican chipmunk I have ever seen. His breath still stinks!!

by Tommyd2k April 11, 2008

thumpin mexican

One of latino descent who preaches the bible, yet does not follow what he preaches.

That thumpin mexican Jason talked about marriage and then was hitting on my girlfriend when I went to the crapper.

by Thantos Kalev July 2, 2005

mexican radio

being at the peek of your high when smoking crystal meth or just being on it.

"hey,whut up nick, did you get that gram?"
"yea, but i smoked it all and im soo on a mexican radio right now!

by Axem November 28, 2004

mexican fight

Soccer game against a team of mexicans, who are usually hungover and somehow all fit into one rotted out minivan.

We've got a mexican fight against "Los Jugadores" today, if we are lucky a soccer game will break out.

by trucker clock June 20, 2005

Professional Mexican

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.

Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.

by Jester320320 August 5, 2009

mexican avalanche

to have sex with a pregnant woman, & then throw her down the stairs.

you took that mexican avalanche like a champ. bye-bye, baby.

by 123456homo. February 8, 2009

mexican candybar

A piece of shit.

Johnny was full after eating the mexican candybar he found in the men's restroom.

The three most popular flavors of mexican candybars are: peanut, corn, or chewed bubble gum.

Jorge purchased a frozen mexican candybar from the barrio ice cream man.

by guido#24 August 3, 2009