the squirrels are after me 

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because

because they think i'm nuts!

the squirrels are after me by bobston January 19, 2005

sexy fuck-me red 

a new shade of red, described by Nelson DeMille in his book The Gold Coast, that is preferred as a dress color by some sexy drop-dead gorgeous female anchorwomen who surreptitiously flirt with their male counterparts

some anchorwomen use sexy fuck-me red as a preferred method of manipulation, not only against their male counterparts but also among their interviewees

sexy fuck-me red by Uncle Dimma September 28, 2015

sex me

A strip-tease game where you gain points by saying "Sex Me" at every car you see with a headlight or a fog light burned out faster than the person(s) you are playing against.

--Seeing a fog AND headlight out is worth double points.
--Seeing a car who is pulled over with above criteria is an instant win (i.e. infinite points) for the person who called it the quickest.

Each point is worth one garment to be removed from your opponent at a later time.

-"Sex ME!"
-"Aww damn, that's your 5th point...I'm running out of clothes..."

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-"They got pulled over...nice"
-"I win!!! haha SEX ME!"
-"damn...forgot to call it."

sex me by losingfast October 20, 2009

Suck me out 

A combination of the act of being sucked and eaten out simultaneously.

"Damn girl, you nastay.. you be suckin me out all day."

Suck me out by "Suck Me Out" Lee April 10, 2005

well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

well suck my dick and call me crazy by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

smoke me 

a demand for a female to give oral pleasure to a man

Smoke me bitch...please

smoke me by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

Suck Me Boots

Tall but not that tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women and some gay men, who wish to send the signal "eat/suck me".
Generally, the boots extend to calf level, but depending on height they may also reach a bit lower than the calf.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female or gay man ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, hot pants or mini-shorts, furthering the "eat/suck me" signal.

Ex. 1: Look at Simon with his skin-tight tank top, shades, mini-shorts and his white leather suck me boots.. he just screams "suck me!"

Ex. 2: Look at Natasha with her super low-rise mini-skirt, cut-off tank top and her black latex suck me boots, god she just yells out "EAT ME!"

Suck Me Boots by Markkyto December 27, 2008