Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Esophageal Licking Syndrome

The distinct feeling of having to clear your throat because you constantly hear someone clearing theirs, even though you have no actual issue. Almost feels like someone is actively licking the back of your throat.

Becky keeps clearing her throat so much it's giving me ELS (esophageal licking syndrome).

by Noillik November 29, 2022

Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

devious lick

The act of stealing something, generally stationary of some sort. This mostly happens in schools but shops are no exception

TikToker: yo just hit this devious lick 😈
Human w/o mental disorder: what the fuck jerry

by Bruhbruh4657 September 22, 2021

longie lick

a decapitated monk hat with very long lashes and very long legs.

longie lick is so hot

by monk moky June 29, 2021

Crazy Lick

Smacking a stoned person in the face

“Yeah bro, he was completely blitzed out until Ethan went over there and gave him a crazy lick. Woke us ass straight up.”

by 3KapKrew January 10, 2021

Stripper Licking

enhanced good time or needs enhancing or attending to

last night when we were together I had a stripper licking best time

that barn door over yonder needs a stripper licking before I haul my tractor in there

by allahalan July 18, 2025