take a hot shower

a phrase to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“ Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower by G”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022

Coops Meat Shower

When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.

"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"

by JDangle69 March 24, 2019

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head

Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.

by He him chichi May 15, 2022

czech golden shower

A 20 Round full auto mag dump from a VZ-61 where the 1st ejected case does not hit the ground until the bolt locks back due to the weapons high cyclic rate. Note: This only makes sense with nice brass case ammo.

Comrade, I have given the enemy of the state the czech golden shower.
Your comrade: Ah excellent. The gulags are full from all the disinformation spreaders anyways. He won't recover from a 20 round mag of .32 acp.

by Twitter User #489321798473892 November 17, 2022

Colombian rain shower

To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner

I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower

by Sslimings September 12, 2018

rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

Guantanamo Golden Shower

The act of laying someone down on their back on a surface slightly inclined towards their head, putting a rag over their face, then taking a hot piss on the rag; effectively waterboarding but with piss

Damn she pisses hard as fuck, I'd love to get a Guantanamo golden shower from her!

by Acab1312ftp April 5, 2022