Hop on Hearthstone is an invitation to experience medieval vengeance with flair and chickpeas. First, you’re strapped to the Iron Chair, slathered in warm, garlic-infused hummus, because why not add insult to injury? Next, they shove the Pear of Anguish where the sun don’t shine, now zestfully hummus-coated for “maximum flavor.” Then, you’re strapped to the Breaking Wheel, spun like a sad rotisserie chicken while Fabio, the flamboyant executioner, pelts you with hummus grenades. The crowd? Chanting “YAS QUEEN!” as your dignity crumbles like dry pita. It’s gay. It’s gory. And it’s gluten-free.
by Man i love Hearthstone February 4, 2025
Get the Hop on Hearthstonemug. When you enter a mall and cannot leave before you have consumed an alcoholic beverage at each vendor within the mall, (networks of malls).
by Professor Foil April 28, 2022
Get the Mall Hopmug. This translates to 'Gay sex', this is commonly used by people who define themselves as the gender, 'Richer' or who are fans of the channel 'Richer Overtime'.
by LeeSport July 21, 2022
Get the Hop on Richer Overtimemug. by Tempex October 28, 2021
Get the Hippity hopmug. When a person begins doing hard drugs without smoking weed beforehand as a gateway. Often done by people that do not realize all drugs are not the same level of bad. Considered very rare.
by Peter_Wiggins April 12, 2011
Get the Hopping the Gatemug. Hopping varying identity Disorder means that varying on what, it could be anything, it varies f.ex if you have it on ADHD maybe sometimes you can concentrate perfectly but when you're doing something else you can't concentrate at all. But you can also have it on multiple things at once. (not real disorder)
Person 1-Hey didn't you have HVID Hopping varying identity disorder?
Person 2-Yeah..
Person 1-On what?
Person 2-Social Anxiety.
Person 2-Yeah..
Person 1-On what?
Person 2-Social Anxiety.
by The painfull spatula October 7, 2021
Get the HVID Hopping varying identity disordermug. by HIBOISTOPBEEEEINGGAY July 9, 2024
Get the hopmug.