House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of
N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
by Death Menace October 23, 2023
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The Fun Factor

A highly motivating person who usually is part of a group or team that boosts the morale of the group with a sense of humour and compassion for everyone that they are involved with .
Geez that Amanda is the Fun Factor she brings so much energy to the team with her sense of humour and energy which motivates us all !!!
by Bull71 October 02, 2018
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Fun-dumb

When A fun idea turn out to be a dumb idea because you got hurt or looked really stupid doing it
A. Grant had a fun-dumb idea. He thought it would be funny to tap Macy’s chair with the golf cart. He misjudged the distance and ran over her.

B. We tied a fire poi to the end of Jon’s private parts, he did the helicopter it was awesome until it flew off and landed in the dry grass under the new tractor. After we got the fire out we realized that was probably the best fun-dumb thing we had ever done.
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