No Format February

The time when dank memers go a month without formats to improve dankness

Joe failed No Format February what about you?
Nah I’m to dank for that.

by Prudii_Tracyn November 9, 2019

February 14

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”

Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

February sixth

February sixth is big sister appreciation day!!! Don’t go to school!!! Only if your a big sister ;)

Mom:time for school GET UP
me: no I don’t have to it’s February sixth,

big sister appreciation day

by Thecoolestpersononearth February 6, 2022

February 14

Valentine’s day. The day you have no plans at all. zero. you are all alone on february 14th.

Friend: do you have plans on february 14th?
You: No
Friend: L ratio + bozo, ima hang out with my girlfriend 😆

by Infrunami January 30, 2022

February 5th

A date that really means April 26th

Clarissa was born on February 5th (actually born on April 26th)

by Boxity April 2, 2022

February 13th

This is non-other than a specifically significant day for my specifically cute crush. When the clock reaches 12:00 AM, Saturday, it has been 1 year, 6 months, and 14 days since I first liked him. And I dare tell you, that I have never had feelings for someone this genuine and for such a long period of time? INSANE, FOR ME!

PS; we never had a conversation that lasted for more than a week. never met in real life. never had a proper conversation and know almost nothing about each other. NO, I LOOK LIKE A CREEP BUT I'M NOT, TRUST ME LOL.

hi, I like you so much and I want to talk with you so bad but you're super complicated. one day, you're super cute and that gives me the butterflies and all. but, then you just left me on seen? Do you think you're Elsa or something, thinking that you can shut me off and just let the memories die?? NO, the butterflies are still fluttering and it's not because of anyone else. SO, I WANT YOU. your birthday is just twelve days apart. should I wish you a mere happy birthday or just stay silent? :(( February 13th

by valentine's day is tomorrow, b January 31, 2022