DARK ALFONSO

A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters

Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO

by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 26, 2025

Dark chocolate tootsie roll

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.

Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

dark missionary

Very simply, missionary in the dark.

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.

by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021

Dark Woke

A person who presents themselves as being woke, or morally enlightened, but actually behaves in a smug, sanctimonious manner, and is wrong about the morality of the situation.

"She is giving dark woke vibes."
"Bro crossed over to the dark wokeside."

by darkwoke May 1, 2024

Dark fall

basically a yaoi full of S@!!! (but its so well drawn what the flip..)

Dude: ever heard of the MANWHA dark fall??

dude#2: isnt that the one where it has alootttt of S@?

Dude: well- yea but the art-

dude#2: YOU'RE WEIRD!!!!

by c0ck4ndb411t0rtur3 June 11, 2024

Dark Figure

Definition 1: A figure that is completely shrouded in darkness
Definition 2: the figure behind you.

Definition 1: Look at that dark figure over there, he's pretty scary!
Definition 2: look behind you.

by Clintenite July 3, 2022

oh dark 30

05:30 in military time is pronounced
Oh five thirty

Oh dark thirty (o dark 30) means usually getting up at some unreasonable, unnatural, ungodly early time such as 2am when you usually get up at 6:30.

It does not really mean half passed the hour. Just a early time.

To beat the traffic for our trip, we need to get up at oh dark 30.

by CarlosRicochet! October 24, 2017