A long standing South African name for someone who is a gimp, a mong or generally someone who has considerably small genitals. Usually intellectually inept.
Look man you can do whatever you want, just don't be a Dylan.
Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.
Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.
by MarkyMark808 November 24, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. by wayatonne October 18, 2022
Get the Dylan Matthewsmug. A person who is musty as shit from Canada, and ejaculates maple syrup, with a goofy ass last name that starts with S, like Swery
by ryanfontaineslikeslightskins November 9, 2022
Get the Dylan Smug. by hehpoop August 17, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. n 1) Of or pertaining to pure awesome; 2) A mythical creature with unnaturally white skin but posesses the power to beatbox, rap, be a gangsta 3) somebody who probably would have been Luke Skywalker in an alternate universe; 4) related to the operation or purchase of an awesome "chevy" truck 5) an all-around fantastic human being; 6) somebody with the ability to develop and maintain quads larger than your abdomen 7) one of emily's favorite folks around.
Dude 1: Did you just see Dylan Munsey run by?
Dude 2: Nah man he was too fast but I think I smelled his Old Spice body wash.
Random Chick: *Faints*
Dude 2: Nah man he was too fast but I think I smelled his Old Spice body wash.
Random Chick: *Faints*
by daveandemiry October 26, 2010
Get the Dylan Munseymug. Dylan is the OG big K Crippin Nigga you're ever finna meet yuhurdd. He gets all the bitches, while his best buddy makes out with them after his dick was in their mouth. Everyone just wants to be with him he guesses. He also isn't fond of niggers but that's okay, he's not racist he's just built differently.
by Feetpics1080p February 14, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
by Averyattractivemodel June 23, 2022
Get the Dylanmug.