Mam crush

Longing for the motherly attention of a specific mother other than your own.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.

Timmy was jealous of Jimmy's mam warming Jimmy's jammys on the radiator before bed. Timmy had a canny mam crush on Jimmy's mam like. Eee.

by cheesebagels September 30, 2014

celebrity crush

a romantic attraction or/and infatuation to an individual, particularly a celebrity or a well known person, that makes you connect in a way that describes the type of person one is looking for in their future relationships, or simply for their general amusement.

typically common for adolescences and teenagers who are going through puberty and experiencing strong emotions they never felt for the first time.

Person 1 - “who is the person on the phone?”
Person 2 - “it’s my celebrity crush! isn’t he cute?”
Person 1 - “i guess so… but my celebrity crush is harry styles.”

by asahiisateacher October 14, 2025

Unfavorable crush

When you like a guy/girl and your friends, normally all but one are, against the idea of you being together for no reason, if any, their idiot ones

Girl 1: *dreamy sigh* we’re so perfect together, we’re literally gonna get hitched
Girl 2: yeah I can see that
Girls 3,4,5: omg he’s so bad and dumb and not worth it
Girl 2: ignore them, they just think it’s a unfavorable crush
Girl 1: yeah...oh well

by 👍🏼It’s @ joke__👍🏼 June 14, 2020

crush

When you like someone, but you know that it will not end will. It's still exciting because you could miss it up in so many ways!

Fred had a crush on Emma, and it did not end well.

by bobthebuilder96 January 11, 2017

crushed thumb

when your doing something and crush one or both of your thumbs and it hurts and starts to swell and you dont use ice

p1: "how did you crush your thumb"
p2: "tried to set a really hard spike in volleyball"
p1: "rip bozo"
p2: "shut up, anyways i cant set good with this crushed thumb"

by tywnomolos9774 September 29, 2022

Crush

Someone who is either your friend or is someone you saw once across a hall, picking their nose. Yeah, that guy you saw lookin' hot and handsome is really some weirdo, failing all of his classes. And if it's your friend, let all of the god's help you because you ain't getting out of this one alive. Either you hold it in until they find someone else and you drop subtle hints on breaking up with them, or you tell them and they reject you, ultiminantly destroying your friendship. And good luck if your gay and they're not.

1. Person 1: I think I'm in love!

Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?

Person 1: Yep

Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy

2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'

Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'

Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better

3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.

Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.

Person 1: well shit

4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES

by A non binary bitch March 9, 2020

Crush

it’s called a crush because it crushes you and when they reject you, and so you go home and cry because you feel like you’ll never be happy again or if you don’t have a home, you cry in an alleyway or a mcdonald’s bathroom, and either your life gets progressively worse until you die, or you find a way to move on.

i had a crush, then it crushed me, now i am a pancake of sadness.

by iridescent hamburger November 11, 2019