Keeping yourself, or someone on their toes!
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.
by Nubbins Woman March 30, 2025
Get the Hoe Checkmug. by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024
Get the puddle checkmug. by tbww October 26, 2020
Get the Diet Checkmug. A term commonly used in the military or other settings where one is required to where a uniform that uses accessories that are pinned to clothing (name tags, ranks, ribbons, etc.). Used to describe an action in which a person who is evaluating uniforms will press down on a pin to see if the person wearing the inform is wearing their frogs (metal coverings placed on the backs of pins to prevent them from damaging the skin or falling out).
Dylan: Damn the flight commander frog checked me so hard during inspection I bled a little.
Alex: That's what you get for waking up an hour past your alarm and rushing your uniform.
Alex: That's what you get for waking up an hour past your alarm and rushing your uniform.
by StormBoi1911 October 29, 2022
Get the Frog Checkmug. by radouken December 6, 2023
Get the checkmug. Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked
by Turkey hill September 24, 2016
Get the ass checkedmug. The careful "consulting all people involved" verification that you'd jolly-well better perform before you accept any paper financial-instrument from anyone, especially if the document is "signed over" to you by the document's original payee!
Performing a two-party check is vital to maintain your financial integrity, not only because you might not get paid, but also because you could get hit with a returned-check fee and other legal hassles if the check is either drawn on an account with insufficient finds or is written without the account-owner's authorization.
by QuacksO December 16, 2017
Get the two-party checkmug.