When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012

What did she mean by this
"This is the most average person i have seen in my entire life"
"Cap, you ain't here this from me but i'd turn her asshole into a twinkie without a second thought"
"Cap, you ain't here this from me but i'd turn her asshole into a twinkie without a second thought"
by rjaeyfaf April 17, 2021

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.
by Atticool April 18, 2025

“Bro she’s mad ugly”
“LMAO No Cap bro...”
Or... “Man say stg you got 1K on you right now”
“ Manee No Cap omm i do”
“LMAO No Cap bro...”
Or... “Man say stg you got 1K on you right now”
“ Manee No Cap omm i do”
by m.bandz January 3, 2019

by Big puppies December 13, 2023

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.
by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

by dripping cock May 31, 2022
