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bacon

*mad walks by*
"we it smells like bacon"
by jdjsksoawknebds February 9, 2022
mugGet the baconmug.

Bacon

Labia minora. The inner lips on a vagina. Some women have long labia that remind you of bacon. Bacon can be of many shapes and sizes.They are edible, juicy and scrumptious just like bacon.
Man that woman has the perfect bacon. They hang down about two inches. I love to chew on them. I love to stretch them. I love to put my tongue between. I love when they get slick and juicy!
I sure love my bacon
by RTNTN July 4, 2017
mugGet the Baconmug.

swing the bacon

another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action
here lawd did ye here that about that Holly one? she sure likes to swing the bacon
by cantbelievethissh*t February 4, 2012
mugGet the swing the baconmug.

Giggly Bacon

Marijuana. pot. Refer. The ganja. Henry Kissinger. Mary's daughter. High on hibiscus. Reginald wadsworth
Fuck your giggly bacon man. That shit had me knockin on my granny's door asking for blow and hard candy.
by ChefJonny13 February 19, 2019
mugGet the Giggly Baconmug.

Bacon Bunch

The large grouping of vehicles that won't pass a police car on the highway.
I was incredibly late to work because of the bacon bunch rolling roadblock.
by seanferd October 19, 2008
mugGet the Bacon Bunchmug.

Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast
im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first
by Blankyyy December 18, 2017
mugGet the Bacon Bitmug.

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